Umbric Man ([info]umbricman) wrote,
@ 2009-04-01 07:21:00
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Current mood: horny

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I have a confession to make.

The stereotypes in my line of work were true. I'm gay.

I have to admit I always had homo thoughts lingering in my mind ever since I was a kid. Part of my luck with women until last year when Chelsea came along, I grant, was always partly from disinterest on MY side, though I'd never admit it till then. But it was true. Why would boobs interest me when a nice, hardened chest and pecs be so much more fun to massage in my palms? Why would pussy be fun when the penis would stick out, tantalizingly, begging to be felt, to be received, to suckle? And the whole concept in these days with conservanuts only made it more and more *exciting* to flaunt it to the other side of my life when I could.

Thankfully, the navy of all things helped with that. Boot camp showers were fun for eye candy. And Corry was pretty good with finally letting me get out with the dream-getting in bed with the guys would have been much easier than with the women, and a lot easier to convince to, since most navy chicks are pretty damn ugly. Who would have thought?

I love rubbing up against the chest and abs in bed.

I love blowing. I love receiving. I love the sudden rush of shock as dick enters me from behind.

I ADMIT IT.

I LOVE COCK!

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In a total coincidence, today is my lovely, beautiful, sexy girlfriend [info]hatredskunk's birthday! Happy birthday! I can't wait to see you in a couple days! Looooove you. : D




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[info]textstfu_emokid
2009-04-01 01:03 pm UTC (link)
har har april foolz

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[info]umbricman
2009-04-01 07:08 pm UTC (link)
...April Fools?

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[info]bustopratbag
2009-04-01 06:07 pm UTC (link)

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[info]umbricman
2009-04-01 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for responding to this entry...it means a ton.

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[info]bustopratbag
2009-04-02 07:50 pm UTC (link)
I always support my gay friends and their semi-pornographic coming out entries :D


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[info]terrie
2009-04-02 04:04 am UTC (link)
Oh Drew, didn't we go through this with you like two years ago?

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[info]umbricman
2009-04-02 06:21 pm UTC (link)
IT'S A RELAPSE

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[info]hatredskunk
2009-04-02 11:26 pm UTC (link)
BAH! I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU WHEN YOU GET HERE!
(Yes, I actually fell for it for a minute...)

I got April Fools'd ;_;

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GUESS
(Anonymous)
2009-04-05 12:48 am UTC (link)
guess u'v never heard of MILITARY don't ask, don't tell. u get boot in yur smiley behind that u can dream is fruit cocktail. LMAO

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[info]hatredskunk
2009-04-05 06:43 am UTC (link)
Wow, this anonymous loser is missing a very important detail about this post. I dunno, like the DATE OF THE FUCKING POST. Or maybe even my own comment right above his where I even say it's an April Fools joke. Or perhaps, just maybe, the part where Drew called me, who is a female, beautiful and sexy.

And, if you give me your address, I'll send you all the wrappers for the birth control we'll have used on his visit here this week. : )

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Re: GUESS
[info]umbricman
2009-04-05 06:47 am UTC (link)
How very true.

That'd be a lot of wrappers.

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